It started simply enough. One person posted a picture of Natalie Portman walking on the beach and said she didn't have much of a body. Then another poster, SuzieQ took that picture and presto changeo -- it was now Portman's body with a Jar Jar Binks head. But that wasn't the end of it, because it was said that Natalie had a body like Hillary Clinton...

So then flavio comes along and puts a Hillary head on Portman's body, but the nightmare does not end yet! I took a picture known as, "fugly," and put it on poor Natalie's body! I hope she never discovers these pictures, she might sue for emotional distress...

I took all the other works and put it together in this one picture -- and with thanks to SuzieQ and flavio we present for your viewing pleasure -- "the hotties."

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