Please hit me for my dancin' music!
"Dancin' Hoy" is powered by a single AA battery embedded in his braincase and can continue dancing for a period of not less than one-hundred fifty years, ensuring happiness and entertainment for generations.
Watch this little bastard cut the rug, and get all of the boys' phone numbers!
WARNING: DO NOT EXCITE "DANCIN' HOY!"
(He has a nasty habit of wetting himself when anyone attempts to bring him to his senses, and this can cause a short in his braincase, where upon a rash of idiotic postings will begin until a swift kick in his tiny "hoy-nads" corrects the problem.)
Enjoy our free sample of "Dancin Hoy -- The Dancin' Bastard," and tell your friends and family!
To fully enjoy "Dancin' Hoy" you will need the perfect music which suits him to a tee.... Go, "Dancin' Hoy," go "Dancin' Hoy," it's your birthday "Dancin' Hoy!!!!!"